Brown Recluse Spider
The following illustrates the progression of a Brown Recluse spider bite. Just a warning...day
3 and 6 are not too graphic, however day 9 and 10 are very graphic. Viewer discretion is advised! The last photo is an actual
picture of the spider.
They like darkness and tend to live in storage sheds or attics or other areas that
may not be frequented by people or light. If you have a need to be in your attic, go up there and turn on the light
and leave it on for about 30 minutes before you go in to do your work.
Day 3

Day 4

Day 5

Day 6

Day 9

Day 10

Actual Brown Recluse Spider

A daddy longlegs spider is more venomous than a black widow, but it can't open
its mouth wide enough to bite a person.
A bride stands to the grooms left at a wedding
so that his sword hand would be free. Apparently Anglo-Saxon brides were often kidnapped before a wedding and brawls
were common. Thats also why the best man stands with the groom; the tribes best warrior was there to help the groom defend
the bride.
A female kangaroo that has become a recent mother holds a reserve embryo inside
of her after her first baby has crawled into her pouch. This embryo is an "emergency back-up" baby, should the first one
die prematurely.
With US trademark registration number 2,347,676, the sad
emoticon gets the same trademark protection as a corporate logo or other similar intellectual property. The mark is
owned by Despair an "anti-motivational" company that sells humourous posters about futility, failure and depression to "pessimists,
losers and underachievers."
Natural blondes have more hairs on their heads than redheads or any shade of brunette.
A blonde has about 120,000 strands of hair, while a redhead has about 30% less strands than the blonde at about 80,000.
Brunettes are somewhere in between the two.
The word polish with a lowercased
p, is one of the few and perhaps the only, word in the English language that is pronounced differently when it is capitalised.
Ireland consumes more milk than any other country in the world. On average, each person drinks over 164
quarts of milk a year. Finland is second in milk consumption with 162 quarts consumed a year, next is Iceland with 160 quarts,
then is Norway with 158 quarts, and the Ukraine with 141 quarts of milk consumed each year.
A
jiffy is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
If the sun stopped shining suddenly, it would take eight minutes for people on
earth to be aware of the fact.
The peace symbol was created in 1958 as a nuclear disarmament
symbol by the Direct Action Committee, and was first shown that year at peace marches in England. The symbol is a composite
of the semaphore signals N and D, representing nuclear disarmament.
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II (WWII)
killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
From the Middle Ages up until the end of the 19th century, barbers
performed a number of medical duties including bloodletting, wound treatment, dentistry, minor operations and bone-setting.
The barber's striped red pole originated in the Middle Ages, when it was a staff the patient would grip while the barber
bled the patient.
In 1892, Italy raised the minimum age for marriage for girls - to 12.
There are more statues of Sacajewa, Lewis & Clark's female
Indian guide, in the United States than any other person.
In the sixites, LSD was proposed for use in the treatment of alcholism, narcotic
addiction and to reduce the suffering of terminally ill cancer patients
The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used
a tomato can for a carburetor.
Cannablism was only criminalised in Great Britain in the 1960s.
Chairman Mao didn't brush his teeth. He preferred to rinse his
mouth out with tea. It turned his teeth green.
The last attempt to steal the Crown Jewels from the Tower of London was made in
1663 by Irishman Thomas Blood.
The black widow spider produces 300-400 young but most of them
eat each other.
The first white person to popularise the use of the word groovy was Helen O'Connel,
a singer with Jimmy Dorsey's band in the 1940s.
"Q" is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any
state of the United States.
Until 1983, a certain CB radio kit amplifier enabled motorists to slow down the
digital readout on petrol pumps and buy it at 40p per gallon.
The turkey vulture's (buzzard) defense mechanism is projectile vomiting.
In the first 15 minutes after take-off, that is from take-off
to cruising height, a passenger jet sucks in as much air as a person breathes in 20 years.
Helpful Hint Someone sent this to me...it's worth a try if it happens to
you...
This only applies to cars that can be unlocked by remote button.
Should you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are home. If someone has access
to the spare remote have them telephone you on your cell phone. Turn up the volume and hold your (or anyone's) cell phone
about a foot from your car door and have the other person press the unlock button, holding it near the phone. Your car will
unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you.
Distance is no object.
Emergency Number Cell *677 I knew about the red light on cars, but not the
*677. It was about 1 PM in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind
her and put his lights on. Lauren's parents have 4 children (high school and college age) and have always told them never
to pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather wait until they get a gas station, etc. Lauren had
actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called *677 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she
would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing
red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren't,
and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded
her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled
the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes. I never
knew about the *677 Cell Phone Feature, but especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked
car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going to a "safe" place. You obviously need to make some signals
that you acknowledge them (i.e. put on your hazard lights) or call *677 like Lauren did. Too bad the cell phone companies
don't generally give you this little bit of wonderful information. *Speaking to a service representative at **Bell** Mobility
confirmed that *677 was a direct link to OPP Dispatch. So, now it's your turn to let your friends know about *677. Send
this to every woman you know, it may save a life.
"Home remedies"
Did You Know That? 1. Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately -- without
the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers."
2. Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes
an excellent salve for burns?
3. Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious
chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids peppermints.. They'll clear up your stuffed nose.
4.
Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in a cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes,
then apply it as a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles.
5. Sore Throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar
with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.
6. Cure urinary
tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms.
Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost instantly -- even though the product was never been advertised
for this use.
7. Eliminate puffiness under your eyes..... All you need is a dab of preparation H, carefully rubbed
into the skin, avoiding the eyes. The hemorrhoid ointment acts as a vasoconstrictor, relieving the swelling instantly.
8. Honey remedy for skin blemishes... Cover the blemish with a dab of honey and place
a band-aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin, sterile, and speeds healing. Works overnight.
9.
Listerine therapy for toenail fungus... Get rid of unsightly toenail fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine mouthwash. The
powerful antiseptic leaves your toenails looking healthy again.
10. Easy eyeglass protection... To prevent the screws in eyeglasses fro m loosening,
apply a small drop of Maybelline CrystalClear nail polish to the threads of the screws before tightening them.
11.
Coca-Cola cure for rust... Forget those expensive rust removers. Just saturate an abrasive sponge with Coca Cola and scrub
the rust stain. The phosphoric acid in the coke is what gets the job done.
12. Cleaning liquid that doubles as
bug killer... If menacing bees, wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the insecticide, try
a spray of Formula 409. Insects drop to the ground instantly.
13. Smart splinter remover... just pour a drop
of Elmers Glue all over the splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter sticks to the dried glue.
14.
Hunt's tomato paste boil cure... cover the boil with Hunt's tomato past e as a compress The acids from the tomatoes soothe
the pain and bring the boil to a head.
15 . Balm for broken blisters... To disinfect a broken blister, dab on
a few drops of Listerine... a powerful antiseptic.
16. Heinz vinegar to heal bruises... Soak a cotton ball in
white vinegar and apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness and speeds up the healing process.
17.
Kills fleas instantly. Dawn dish washing liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal
thoroughly. Rinse well to avoid skin irritations. Goodbye fleas.
18. Rainy day cure for dog odor... Next time your
dog comes in from the rain, sim ply wipe down the animal with Bounce or any dryer sheet, instantly making your dog smell springtime
fresh.
19. Eliminate ear mites... All it takes is a few drops of Wesson corn oil in your cat's ear. Massage it
in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates
healing.
20. Vaseline cure for hair balls..... To prevent troublesome hair balls, apply a dollop of Vaseline petroleum
jelly to your cat's nose. The cat will lick off the jelly, lubricating any hair in its stomach so it can pass easily through
the digestive system.
21. Quaker Oats for fast pain relief.... It's not for breakfast anymore! Mix 2 cups of
Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the mixture
to your hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain.
Oleic acid -- a healthy monounsaturated fat found
in olive oil -- may help disarm a gene that prompts breast cancer cells to grow and divide, a recent study revealed. Add this
health-friendly fat to your diet by sautéing veggies and other foods in olive oil instead of butter. Choose an olive oil-based
dressing for salads, too.
"Bounce" {lots of good info)
1. My mail carrier
told me that the US Postal service sent out a message to all letter carriers to put a sheet of Bounce in their uniform
pockets to keep yellow jackets away. Use them all the time when playing baseball
and soccer I use it when I am working outside. It really works.
The yellow jackets just veer around you. And all this time you've! just
been putting Bounce in the dryer! 2. It will chase ants away when you lay a sheet near them. 3. It also
repels mice. Spread them around foundation areas, or in trailers, cars that are sitting and it keeps mice from entering
your vehicle. 4. It takes the odor out of books and photo albums that don't get opened too often. 5.
Repels mosquitoes. Tie a sheet of Bounce through a belt loop when outdoors during mosquito season. 6. Eliminates
static electricity from your television (or computer) screen. Since Bounce is designed to help eliminate static cling,
wipe your television screen with a used sheet of Bounce to keep dust from resettling. 7. Dissolve soap scum from
shower doors. Clean with a sheet of Bounce. 8. Freshen the air in your home. Place an individual sheet of Bounce
in a drawer or hang in the closet. 9. Put Bounce sheet in vacuum cleaner. 10. Prevent thread from tangling.
Run a threaded needle through sheet of Bounce before beginning to sew. 11. Prevent musty suitcases. Place an individual
sheet of Bounce inside empty luggage before storing. 12. Freshen the air in your car. Place a sheet of Bounce under
the front seat. 13. Clean baked-on foods from a cooking pan. Put a sheet in a pan, fill with water, let sit overnight,
and sponge clean. The antistatic agent apparently weakens the bond between the food. 14. Eliminate odors in wastebaskets..
Place a sheet of Bounce at the bottom of the wastebasket. 15. Collect cat hair. Rubbing the area with a sheet of Bounce
will magnetically attract all the loose hairs. 16. Eliminate static electricity from Venetian blinds. Wipe the blinds with
a sheet of Bounce to prevent dust from resettling. 17. Wipe up sawdust from drilling or sand papering. A used sheet of Bounce
will collect sawdust like a tack cloth. 18. Eliminate odors in dirty laundry. Place an individual sheet of Bounce at
the bottom of a laundry bag or hamper. Deodorize shoes or sneakers. Place a sheet of Bounce in your shoes or sneakers overnight. 19.
Golfers put a Bounce sheet in their back pocket to keep the bees away. 20. Put a Bounce sheet in your sleeping bag and
tent before folding and storing them. Keeps them smelling fresh. And now that you know, print and keep on file or bounce
(pass) it around.
Things to Know
1. Budweiser beer conditions the hair
2. Pam cooking spray will
dry finger nail polish
3. Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes
4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it
will also condition your hair
5. Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin
and blackheads
6. Shiny Hair - use brewed Lipton Tea
7. Sunburn - empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath
water
8. Minor burn - Colgate or Crest toothpaste
9. Burn your tongue? Put sugar On it!
10. Arthritis?
WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too
11. Bee stings - meat tenderizer
12. Chigger bite - Preparation
H
13. Puffy eyes - Preparation H
14. Paper cut - crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of sutures at most
hospitals)
15. Stinky feet - Jell-O!
16. Athletes feet - cornstarch
17. Fungus on toenails or fingernails
- Vicks vapor rub
18. Kool Aid To clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent section and run a cycle, it
will also clean a toilet. (Wow, and we drink this stuff)
19. Kool Aid can be used as a dye in paint also Kool Aid in
Dannon Plain yogurt as a finger paint, your kids will love it and it won't hurt them if they eat it!
20. Peanut
butter - will get scratches out of CD's! Wipe off with a coffee filter paper
21. Sticking bicycle chain - Pam no-stick
cooking spray
22. Pam Will also remove paint, and grease from your hands! Keep a can in your garage for your hubby
23.
Peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls
24. When the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn
starch and watch them slide on
25. Heavy dandruff - pour on the vinegar!
26. Body paint - Crisco Mixed with
food coloring. Heat the Crisco in the microwave, pour in to an empty film container and mix with the food color of your
choice!
27. Tie Dye T-shirt - mix a solution of Kool Aid in a container, tie a rubber band around a section of the
T-shirt and soak
28. Preserving a newspaper clipping - large bottle of club soda and cup of milk of magnesia, Soak
for 20 min. and let dry, will last for many years!
29. A Slinky Will hold toast and CD's!
30. To keep goggles
and glasses from fogging, coat with Colgate toothpaste
31. Wine stains, pour on the Morton salt And watch it absorb
into the salt.
32. To remove wax - Take a paper towel and iron it over the wax stain, it will absorb into the towel.
33.
Remove labels off glassware etc. rub with Peanut butter!
34. Baked on food - fill container with water, get a Bounce
paper softener and the static from the Bounce Towel will cause the baked on food to adhere to it. Soak overnight. Also;
you can use 2 Efferdent tablets, Soak overnight!
35. Crayon on the wall - Colgate Toothpaste and brush it!
36.
Dirty grout - Listerine
37. Stains on clothes - Colgate
38. Grass stains - Karo Syrup
39. Grease Stains
- Coca Cola, It will also remove grease stains from the driveway overnight. We know it will take corrosion from car batteries!
40.
Fleas in your carpet? 20 Mule Team Borax- Sprinkle and let stand for 24 hours. Maybe this will work if you get them back
again.
41. To keep FRESH FLOWERS longer Add a little Clorox, or 2 Bayer aspirin, Or just use 7-up instead of water.
42.
When you go to buy bread in the grocery store, have you ever wondered which is the freshest, so you "squeeze" for freshness
or softness? Did you know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week? Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday
and Saturday. Each day has a different color twist tie. They are: Monday = Blue, Tuesday = Green, Thursday = Red Friday
= White and Saturday = Yellow. So if today was Thursday, you would want red twist tie; not white which is Fridays (almost
a week old)! The colors go alphabetically by color Blue- Green - Red - White - Yellow, Monday through Saturday. Very
easy to remember. I thought this was interesting. I looked in the grocery store and the bread wrappers DO have different
twist ties, and even the ones with the plastic clips have different colors. You learn something new everyday! Enjoy
fresh bread when you buy bread with the right color on the day you are shopping.
Anagrams
Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (wait till
you see the last one)!
DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN: When
you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH: When
you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES: When
you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY
ELECTION
RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN
HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL
POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT
QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
PRESIDENT
CLINTON OF THE USA
When you rearrange the letters (With no letters left over and using each letter
only once):
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much
time on their hands!
How Smart is Your Right Foot?
You must try this -- it's amazing and takes only seconds. This
is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying at least 50
more times to see if you can outsmart your
foot, but you can't.
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor
and make clockwise
circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number
"6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot
will change direction.
I told you so. And there's nothing you can do about it!!
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